We want to talk to you. Yeah you. The guy with the garage full of stuff and the broken down playhouse in the backyard. Come on in and sit down, have a frosty beverage, just listen to what we have to say, it may just make your life easier. Allow us to introduce ourselves, we are EZ Haulers, Seattle’s finest junk removal company.
There comes a moment in every man’s life when he has to face the facts. Now, we know this might be tough to hear and that it is a painful part of life, but most of us have to face up to it at some point. Much like growing old, watching the kids head off to school, or watching your dog run off with the neighbor, (Huh?) this rite of passage is simply a part of the natural cycle of life.
That’s right, Hakuna Matata, it’s time to throw away those old Christmas lights that only have three bulbs that still work, you are never going to fix them. Let that sink in real deep and hear what we are saying. It is over, move on. Every year you plug in the same string of lights, remark about how you need to replace the burned out bulbs and put them back in the same old box — only to repeat the process next year.